So really. Today? I’ve got nothing. Well; that’s not entirely true. I have a ton of ideas they’re just not catalogued well enough up top to form a proper blog.
What I do have though, are Random Thoughts. Add your own, or maybe answer some of mine?
When celebrities die, do you suppose they melt their bodies down to make Tupperware and Barbies?
My worst decisions in life make the best stories.
Babies are parasites, from conception until they leave the nest. (To infinity) And beyond.
I have bought clothing that specifically states ‘Dry Clean only’ and washed it. Nothing happened.
I consider washing instructions guidelines, and consider myself bad ass for it.
Why doesn’t my freezer have a light?
Where the fuck is Carmen San Diego?
I’ve had my SIN memorized for 18+ years, and I think this is a brag-worthy fact.
I have seen some ugly ass babies. So have you. Own it.
I don’t understand the 80′s. or Disco. Or Rush.
Oh and last night? Was taking out a cookie sheet from a cupboard about 8′ up when it snagged on a cake pan sending it crashing into the kitchen floor mere inches from my skittish dog.
I swear to you, her eyes did that whole cartoon 3-d bug-eyed bit as she tried to get purchase on the tile; all you could hear was the clack-clack-clack of her nails as she went exactly nowhere.
When she finally picked up enough momentum, it was too late. The cake pan had rolled into her back legs and as she took off like a shot, the pan got tangled in her stride and now she’s dragging it through the kitchen and it sounds like bottle rockets are going off and in her haste to get free she lost all footing, dukes of hazard style sideways slid across the floor and into the aluminum dog dish stand sending an explosion of sound, water and kibble throughout my kitchen.
I almost peed. She shaved a good 2 years off her life, but it was worth it.
Happy Monday and Cheers!